I’m just naming this AU Uniform AU because most of everyone in it are public services like the Vargas brothers their meter maids.
Feliciano- Never writes tickets and just uses his beat to flirt around and talk to the locals. While Lovino writes tickets for things that are not state violations just violations of his personal taste like cars painted lime green.
-Or if you post Hetalia
straight people are like “can we all just be nice to each other” and queer people are like “please stop murdering us”